me: hey karma, i successfully made a difficult phone call i've been putting off! whatchu got for me?
karma: here's an announcement that james acaster's doing celebrity bake-off!
me: aw sweet, thanks karma!
karma: ...also here's james acaster wearing shorts!
me: ...hah hah i'm just going to knock something else off my to-do list so that i feel like i've merited that ʘ‿ʘ
karma: here's an announcement that james acaster's doing celebrity bake-off!
me: aw sweet, thanks karma!
karma: ...also here's james acaster wearing shorts!
me: ...hah hah i'm just going to knock something else off my to-do list so that i feel like i've merited that ʘ‿ʘ