every little thing she does is cabbage

Taskmaster star

Taskmaster crush

Taskmaster superfan

has released an album that I own

makes a big thing of their small-ass hometown

Extreme Straight Boy Energy

funny teeth

striking eyes

Rose Matafeo

iconic persona outfit

has never worn glasses

is the Alex to someone else's Greg

can't keep their parting straight

their songs get stuck in my head

girlfriend has contributed to their creative work

has "William" in their name

has made art about being broken up with

gormless mouthbreather

skinny twink

delightful smile

uncool person ironically doing cool things

a bit ginger

accent ripe for impressions

special interest podcaster

likes being bullied

sits on the end and is weird