every little thing she does is cabbage

it took me half an episode of taskmaster nz to start crushing on paul williams

i.e., until he got leafblowered in the face with a glassful of cream

do i just crush on anyone who takes slapstick humiliation well? spoilers: yes. although: sad indictment of alex horne, then o.O

my gosh, imagine the time i could have been having over 11 series of slapstick humiliation with an assistant i actually found attractive O.O

i'm so sorry, alex

he's very good and i like him very much! i just... can't get into that aspect of it with him

dammit i'm not ready for another celebrity crush... jacaster's still taking up enough time and energy as it is

plus this would be the first time i ever proper crushed on a celebrity YOUNGER than me o.O which feels like some kind of milestone

one of the episodes had a line about him being "handsome", which then i was like... wait, shit, is that a joke line or is he actually conventionally attractive?? i can never tell?? shit i think he might be conventionally attractive... that's embarrassing... he hides it well enough for it to work for me though :ok-hand:

(must be such a trial, wanting to play low-status when you're conventionally attractive ;) )

welp we've still got a series and a bit left to mainline so i guess i'll enjoy the ride and see what develops...

(and uh yeah this is what the previous entry was about >.<)

i miss jacaster's twitter sufficiently[*] that i had a look at what the wayback machine has for it

unsurprising answer: not much; more surprising answer: MASSIVE spike in captures in march 2019

'what happened then, then?' i try to remember, clicking the calendar view to see at least one press association capture per day for almost three weeks

i click through on one

'i'm a goddamn meme'

oh RIGHT

[*in particular i miss this one horrific photo he posted of himself wearing clown makeup after some weird-ass gig in like 2014 or something, which i Kept. Meaning. to download and share somewhere fandomous for general amusement but never got around to, i need it in my life, PLEASE say it exists SOMEWHERE]