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[horselizard]

Finally got around to buying Surf Music (of course) and started listening to it properly. For the full effect, I should really be blasting it through a PA system while loudly having a conversation and huffing liquid nitrogen, but my earbuds will have to do. Which means I can actually make out the lyrics. And Track 3's got me a little bit heartbroken.

She said she wants braces
But you don't need them, girl

Your imperfections are perfect
So don't ever change
If we all had no flaws then we'd all look the same
F them braces
You don't need them, girl

You'll always be pretty
As long as there's love in your heart
And some crooked-arse teeth in your mouth

2019: Jacaster heard that song several hundred times while sat waiting to go on stage.
Also 2019: Jacaster started wearing Invisalign.

Genuinely can't deal with... with... I can't even describe what this is, but whatever it is, boy's sure got a goddamn knack for it.